Your testosterone keeps me from loving you.

lol. This post is for you kiddo. I'd tell you you're like my own personal "Jacob" but then you'd stare at me like :wut

You know me way to well: " Aimee you brain is a bunch of hamsters on a ferris wheel" :)

Btw kiddo. Jacob is a Twilight character (I imagined you were still sitting there like :wut)

He's the best friend of the main character Bella (who I really do NOT like). In the second book he is all like: :Omelovesyou. And she is all: ;"(wahmelovescreepyvampiredude and then she is all like: :"(wahcreepyvampdon'tloveme then she is all like: i have an ingenious plan where I'll just be with Jacob cuz I trust him not to break my heart like creepyvamp even though I don't like him and am totes using him.

Like I trust you to be straight unlike my numerous Edwards. lols at my fail :D
But don't worry Edward comes back and is all: :Omelovesyoubella backoffjacob and yeah.

You are so much like Jacob my mind goes: bazillion dead hamsters. :)
Except that Jacob is a wolf when he gets super mad... Something you aren't telling me, ai?
Idk. It's like you live out in the middle of nowhere on your little farm, and you and all your friends are so enormous especially that Tyler guy. He looks all: Iamtotesabouttosityou andyouwilldie. And you are such a douchebag most of the time and your awesome to be around when you're like that, but when you get all emo I get all Grrrrbehappydammit and like Jacob understands Bella, you just get me. Like stupid stuff that I don't even realise about myself. Like on msn and you will be all: Youarefeelingthisway and even though I say I'm not, I totally am. :P

I wish Reneesme would hurry up and get here.. Wait... Ergh nooooo. (Jacob eventually falls in love with Bella's daughter, Reneesne, which has some serious issues)

My Jacob full of testosterone. ilyaafface.